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---------------------------- GEEK TYPE CODE [GTW] --------------------------
Geek of Technical Writing.
-------------------------- GEEK DRESS CODE [d-(+)@] ------------------------
My tendencies on this issue range from: "I'm usually in jeans and a
t-shirt.", to: "Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No
jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts." But that varies...
--------------------------- GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:+] --------------------------
I'm a little rounder than most.
----------------------------- GEEK AGE CODE [a] ----------------------------
My age is 30-39.
------------------------- GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++$] -----------------------
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud
on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
Getting paid for it!
-------------------------- GEEK UNIX CODE [U+>+++] -------------------------
I not only have a unix account, but I slam VMS any chance I get.
But someday I'd like to say: "I don't need to crack /etc/passwd
because I just modified su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin
staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you don't understand what I
just said, this category does NOT apply to you!"
---------------------------- GEEK PERL CODE [P+] ---------------------------
I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but
it is on my agenda.
---------------------------- GEEK LINUX CODE [L-] --------------------------
I have no desire to use Linux and frankly don't give a rats patootie
about it. There are other, better, operating systems out there.
Like Mac, DOS, or Amiga-OS. Or, better yet even, would be another
free Unix OS like FreeBSD.
-------------------------- GEEK EMACS CODE [E----] -------------------------
Emacs sucks! pico forever!!!
---------------------- GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++] ---------------------
I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage
without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal
net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
------------------------- GEEK USENET CODE [N+++(*)] -----------------------
My tendencies on this issue range from: "I read so many news groups
that the next batch of news comes in before I finish reading the
last batch, and I have to read for about 2 hours straight before I'm
caught up on the morning's news. Then there's the afternoon...",
to: "All I do is read news."
------------------------ GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?] ----------------------
Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...
---------------------------- GEEK KIBO CODE [K?] ---------------------------
Kibo? I don't even know what that is...
---------------------- GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w] ---------------------
Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.
---------------------------- GEEK OS/2 CODE [O?] ---------------------------
OS/2? I don't even know what that is...
------------------------- GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M++] ------------------------
I am a Mac guru. Anything those DOS putzes and unix nerds can do, I
can do better, and if not, I'll write the damn software to do it.
---------------------------- GEEK VMS CODE [V--] ---------------------------
I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than
suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead
and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.
----------------- GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++] ----------------
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card
carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
----------------- GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-] ---------------
It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor
people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
------------------------- GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y] ------------------------
I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.
---------------------------- GEEK PGP CODE [PGP-] --------------------------
I don't have anything to hide.
----------------------- GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t++>+++] ----------------------
It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies
on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of
the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those
conventions. Those people are kooks. But someday I'd like to say:
"It's not just a TV show, it's a religion. I know all about warp
field dynamics and the principles behind the transporter. I have
memorized the TECH manual. I speak Klingon. I go to cons with
Vulcan ears on. I have no life."
------------------------- GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5--] ------------------------
You call this Sci-Fi? That is such a load of crap! This show is
just a soap with bad actors, piss-poor effects, and lame storylines.
Puh-leese.
--------------------------- GEEK X FILES CODE [X+] -------------------------
I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's
really kinda fun.
------------------------ GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R*] -----------------------
I thought life WAS role-playing?
------------------------- GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv] ------------------------
I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those
found on PBS.
--------------------------- GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++] --------------------------
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
-------------------------- GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI--] ------------------------
Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute.
---------------------------- GEEK DOOM CODE [D+] ---------------------------
It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy
afternoon.
----------------------------- THE GEEK CODE [G] ----------------------------
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
-------------------------- GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e] -------------------------
Finished High School.
--------------------------- GEEK HOUSING CODE [h] --------------------------
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek
things. There is a place for them to sit.
----------------------- GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r--] ----------------------
People just aren't interested in dating me.
--------------------------- GEEK SEX CODE [y++**] --------------------------
Male. I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that
might have come from though. I've been known to make perverts look
like angels.
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