A Hundred Questions...give or take

1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
   Several Screwdrivers.
2. Do you think you're good looking?
   Yes, I do. I have good days and bad days.
3. Who took this survey before you?
   I have no idea where I got this from.
4. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
   Jonahbear
5. Last time you went swimming in a pool?
   October 2006
6. Are you happy?
   Hmmm, comme ci, comme ça
7. Where was the last place you went shopping?
   DeLanos, formerly known as Cala Foods in the Castro.
8. Last thing you ate?
   A piece of bread. I'm severely hungover and I don't know what I can keep down.
9. Want to kick anyone's ass?
   Always.
10. What time is it?
    15:03 PDT
11. Do you have any expensive jewelry?
    No
12. AIM or MSN?
    Google Talk
13. How many hours on average do you work a week?
    40-ish
14. Do you like someone right now?
    Yeah.
15. Do you watch the Olympics?
    Nope.
16. Last restaurant you went to?
    Home, a cute spot on Church and Market.
17. Who was the last person to call you?
    My friend, Bobby.
18. What's your sign?
    Cancer with a Pisces moon and a Libra rising.
19. Where do you spend most of your money?
    iTunes Music Store, Virgin Records.
20. Where does most of your family live?
    The Midwest.
21. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
    One younger sister.
22. Ever been called a whore/slut?
    On a regular basis.
23. Ever been called a bitch?
    On a daily basis.
24. Did you ever collect Beanie Babies?
    Gurrrl, please.
25. Collect anything?
    Nothing in particular.
26. Myspace or Facebook?
    Huh?
27. Do you have Tmobile?
    AT&T
28. Last time you saw your parents?
    2003?
29. Ever been to a wedding?
    Yeah, a couple.
30. Are you missing anyone at the moment?
    Yes.
31. Did you take a nap today?
    Not yet, but it's on the list...
32. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
    About 10.
33. Could you handle being in the military?
    I could and did, and I would do it again. The Navy rocks.
34. Are you hungry or thirsty?
    I'm hungry, but as I said, I don't trust my stomach to accept anything I give it. I think it's still mad at me from last night.
35. Favorite fast food restaurant?
    Del Taco.
36. Do you own a camera phone?
    Yes.
37. Ever had to take a sobriety test?
    No.
38. Last time you went to the gym or worked out?
    For reals? Last year some time.
39. Do you have a photo hosting site that you use?
    Yes.
40. Last place you were at?
    All over the city.
41. What is your current wish?
    Peace, love, and hair grease...
    
    That people would be nicer to/more patient with/more tolerant of each other.
42. Where do you wish you were right now?
    Floating in a pool.
43. Favorite place to be?
    Floating in a pool.
44. Favorite pair of shoes?
    OMG. My cute brown Keens. I just discovered that the soles of these shoes are wearing thin. I wear them all the time, they're so versatile and comfortable. I don't think they can be repaired which really sucks because the uppers are in perfect condition. I'm not sure what to do! This is serious shoe drama!! I could always buy another pair, but that seems a little overkill.
45. Favorite sit down restaurant?
    I don't have one.
46. Ever been to Disney Land/World?
    No.
47. What is the weather like today?
    Sunny, breezy, 67°F (18°C), just perfect.
48. Do you e-mail?
    Um, duh...
49. Last letter/piece of mail you received besides junk or a bill?
    All I get is junk and bills.
50. Wearing anything unusual right now?
    Nothing unusual.
51. Last voice mail you received?
    A recruiter.
52. Do you drunk dial?
    Yes, I believe I do.
53. Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
    Intentionally smashed it so I would have an excuse to buy a newer model.
54. Do you like Dane Cook?
    He's cute, but I don't know him.
55. Massage?
    I have never felt comfortable with someone else touching me like that unless it was part of sex.
56. Last time you were sick?
    This morning when I woke up.
57. Are you lactose intolerant or do you have IBS?
    No and no.
58. Ready for the weekend?
    It is the weekend, and I'm always ready for it.
59. What did you do last night?
    See Question No. 1.

I was silly enough to write this at 3:55 PM