Latter Days

Cookie Update (’cause I know you're all dying to hear about them): the ground nut butter cookies turned out dry and crumbly. I don't know. They're edible, but not what I call cookies. The oatmeal cookies, the ones from Schrafft's, turned out...top drawer.

Then I watched my Netflix, and the post-season return to "Charmed." No nude yoga. What a day. Very relaxing. Very fattening.

And before I start counting sheep:

1. Better off :: Dead
2. Girls :: Rock
3. Uniform[ed] :: Escort
4. Classified :: Eyes Only
5. Hard :: I can't print that
6. Kitty :: Cat
7. Team :: Player—I forgot to mention that I had my personnel review on Friday. I have officially been upgraded from a "good" employee to an "excellent" employee. Isn't that wonderful?
8. Massive :: Embollism
9. Depressed :: Yours truly
10. Award :: red carpet disasters

Good. Night.

I was silly enough to write this at 9:48 PM