it's about goddamned time they come to their senses. Not like I'm waiting to rush out to the chapel with my boyfriend/fiancé/whatever or anything—mainly because I don't have any one of those—but for crying out loud, aren't there more important things to worry about than a drama of queens and a toolbelt of lesbians who want to get married! Get a life, people!
And no, Rick Santorum, you pompous moron, the future of our country does not hang in the balance because "the future of marriage hangs in the balance." Are these people for real? Are they even paying attention to what Hollywood is doing nowadays? I don't watch the crap, but I hear that there is a reality show coming along that attempts to make spouses unfaithful to each other, tempting each other with extra-marital affairs and shit like that. And they're all worried about a bunch of gays who love each other and want to spend their lives together and enjoy the legal and social benefits of marriage? You stupid mother fucker. Priorities, people! Wake the fuck up already.
That's all, I'm stepping down from the soapbox for the rest of the day, I promise.
