May 4, 2004
Tuesday is What?
today is a special celebrity edition of tuesday is chooseday!
- Would you rather:
- while camping, have to cut your arm off with a pocket knife because it got stuck under a boulder and you were trapped for three days OR suck snake venom out of a snake bite in richard simmons' ass?
Oh dear. I think I'll take Richard's ass, only because I'm a wimp and could never intentionally cut myself, let alone sever a limb. In fact, whenever I see someone cut themselves on TV or in the movies it freaks me out, just like needles injected into the skin. I simply cannot watch. It grosses me out more than Richard's ass. Really it does. And maybe it's because we share a birthday, too. Am I oversharing again? Doggonnit. - have both your feet amputated at the ankles OR be in a 10 round, bare-fisted, cage match with mike tyson?
Considering that I wouldn't last one full round with Mike, I'd take him. It would be over soon, I'd recover from the wounds, and there probably wouldn't be any long-lasting scars. - perform oral sex for 2 minutes on paris hilton OR anna nicole smith?
Can I have my feet amputated and arm cut off in place of answering this question? In fact, since I'm left-handed, take my left arm! I mean, does it really apply for me? Or is that the point? OK then, my answer is no, as in no-fucking-way no. - be in a big-budget, action flick with paul reubens (pee wee herman) OR a low-budget, artsy film with jesse ventura?
OK, spam me if you will, but I kinda like Jesse Ventura, so I'll pick the low-budget, artsy film. Plus, as much as I like Paul Reubens, I don't think he could do big-budget action flick without it turning into another Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, which I totally love, and if it turned out to be another Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
