March 19, 2004
TGIF

If you...
- ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Comfort foods, especially those that are high in carbs and proteins. Make people happy once in a while, you know?
- ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
I would love to own an old-fashioned candy store, with fresh salt water taffy and a soda fountain. Back when I wanted to be a chef, I had a dream of one day owning and running my own little bakery. I still think that would be cool. I love the smell of baking bread.
- ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Satire. Melodrama. Romantic comedy. I could probably even write pulp fiction romance novels. Seems I can only fantasize about sex anymore.
- ...ran a school, what would you teach?
Foreign languages, common sense, how to spell and use punctuation, etiquette, politeness and manners, how to be good and kind to each other and still remain strangers, how to make up your own mind without following others or the media, you know, the important stuff.
- ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
I'll pass on this one. Although the singer in me would love to do a bunch of standards that perhaps aren't as standard as they ought to be.

I was silly enough to write this at 8:48 AM