September 28, 2003
Sunday Brunch
I told you these would be the death of me.
- Which season is your favorite? Winter
- What kind of weather do you like the most? Cool and breezy. Even rainy.
- What kind of weather do you dislike the most? Hot and not breezy.
- What is the worst kind of weather you have ever been in? Hmmm, the desert in the middle of summer. Oh my god, I just hate the heat. Then there were the tornadoes when I was growing up in Iowa, but I wouldn't call that bad. I was like ten, so it was exciting. Come to think of it, there's a story that mother has told about her coming home from work one evening to find me camped out in the basement with a sleeping bag, jugs of water, flashlights, batteries, and a radio because of a tornado watch or something mischievous. She thinks it's a cute story. Guess you had to be there.
- Have you ever been out and about in severe weather when you were advised not to be? Of course! Severe weather is meant to be challenged by the puny human being. Rise up and fight Mother Nature! We have big guns! We have bombs! We have the Stud Puppet, George W. Bush! No, no, Mother Nature. You cannot possess us.
