So. It's OK for us to bring you fashion, entertainment, good food, fine living, etc., but when it comes to our loving each other, it's just wrong? What? Are we supposed to end up celibate and chaste? Oh, right, like the rest of you hypocritical mother fucking straights. And gosh, what great examples you have all set for us, with your lying, cheating affairs, your rape and incest, your murder. What a fucking joke.
And to think that at one time, I was proud to be an American. Fucking assholes. I can't believe how backwards (and backwoods) this country has become, and all you Middle-American mother fuckers are letting this happen. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Where's the bar? I need a drink.
