Unconscious Mutterings

1. Wizard of Oz :: Surrender Dorothy and Love those shoes! (It was a tie.)
2. Ford :: Motor Company.
3. Wrinkles :: No, please, no!
4. Extravagant :: My aunt.
5. Conventional :: My mother.
6. Stewart :: Martha (but of course, darling).
7. Offensive :: My boss.
8. Heartbeat :: In a...
9. Chaos :: The human mind.
10. Jiffy :: ...Mix blueberry muffins.

I was silly enough to write this at 4:00 PM