June 6, 2003
Have You Ever Been in Love?
1. How many times have you truly been in love?
With only a few true romances under my belt, and I would have to limit even that number to about two, I'd say I've only truly been in love once. I sleep around a lot but love far less.
2. What was/is so great about the person you love(d) the most?
He was/is intelligent, handsome, funny, totally down-to-earth with no pretenses. He had/has the bluest of eyes and the fullest of lips and the cutest of butts and the best of hugs.
3. What qualities should a significant other have?
The ability to laugh...at themselves, the world, Bugs Bunny, everything. The ability to relax and not take the world so seriously. The ability to love for the sake of love. The ability to accept people for who they are, quirks, foibles, bizarre senses of humor, and all. Be touchable and huggable. Have beautiful eyes...luscious lips...strong hands. I don't care if you're dumb as a stump, be nice to people.
4. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
God, I hope not. That would suck. I would feel horrible.
5. If there was one thing you could teach people about love, what would it be?
It's easier to love someone than you think it is.
Of course this is all just as fantastic as my search for the perfect job. I feel a little like Jane and Michael Banks in Mary Poppins in their search for the perfect nanny. Just imagine me singing the answer to the third question.
