Awww, how sweet

There are so many ways I can read into this, but I'll choose to offer a few new lyrics to an old song:

sung to the tune of Jolene:

J-Lo, J-Lo, J-Lo, J-Lo
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
J-Lo, J-Lo, J-Lo, J-Lo
Please don't take him just because you can

You had to have your choice of Ben
Now I will never love again
He's the only one for me, J-Lo

I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do, J-Lo

J-Lo, J-Lo, J-Lo, J-Lo
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
J-Lo, J-Lo, J-Lo, J-Lo
Please don't take him even though you can

I'm just sayin...

I was silly enough to write this at 9:37 PM