Let's see, I'm a poof, a mo. I'm a GWM, , recently relocated to beautiful San Francisco, California 94114. I've been in the San Francisco Bay Area since 1998. Before that Monterey, and before that...well, never mind. You know that bumper sticker that says "All who wander are not lost"? I wrote it.

I like lots of things, but those "Likes/Dislikes" lists drive me nuts. However, in my travels around the web, I have decided to concede defeat and create at least a list of a hundred things, as well as additional information seen below. If you really want to know, ask me and I'll fill you in. But more than likely, if you're really interested, that is, you'll be able to pick it up as I go along here.

I was born a Cancer with a Pisces moon and a Libra rising. I don't know what the Libra means, but all that water means I'm an emotional wreck most of the time. And moody, too. Too bad I don't sing. I'd be a freakin diva.

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Demographics

Name: Michael
Drag Name: Take the name of your first dog/cat and the name of the first street you lived on: Samantha Sundance. I love that.
Porn Name: Take the name of your second dog/cat and the second street you lived on: Boris Maplewood.
DOB: 12 July 1971
Born: Chicago
Currently Lives: The Gayest Neighborhood in the World.
Boyfriend?: Are you out your mind?

What Are You Afraid Of?: spiders, crowds, rednecks
Do You Think You Are Attractive: I have good days and bad days.
Do You Like Yourself?: Eh, comme ci, comme ça.
Would You Have Sex with a Clone of Yourself?: You know, that reminds me of the episode of Star Trek: Voyager, "Deadlock," where the ship is split into two identical vessels, crew and all, one of which is being destroyed by the proton bursts given off by the other. Long (and tedious) story short, Captain Janeway goes to visit herself on the other Voyager and they chat for a while. It gave me the idea that if I were ever in a situation like that, I would definitely take the time to explore...so to speak. I'm not a narcissist, but I don't know if I could resist an opportunity like that.

Favorites

Food: Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Greek, Indian, Thai, good old American hamburgers and french fries
Ice Cream: strawberry, Ben and Jerry's Rainforest Crunch
Vegetable: ?? I never thought about it before. It's not something that I usually have on the tip of my tongue. Probably tomatoes or broccoli, but then you'll say that tomatoes are fruits, and then I'll have to go back and figure out what the definition of a fruit is.
Fruit: Apples, bananas, grapes (and raisins), strawberries, blueberries.
Soft Drink: Coca Cola Classic, root beer, orange soda.
Beverage: Coke, Cabernet, ice cold beer, water.
Movies: Dial "M" for Murder, Grease, I totally love Pretty Woman and Notting Hill, I cry every time I see them, Working Girl, Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
Television: Star Trek: Voyager, Charmed (really), Buffy TVS (she so kicks ass), Weeds, Dead Like Me, Little Britain, Project Runway, Kathy Griffin: Life on the D-List. Thank heaven for TiVo.
Books: I'm a big fan of escapist fiction, fantasy, science fiction and the like.
Clothing: I'm fairly conservative in my dress. I don't own a suit or a tie. Every tie that I've ever worn has been borrowed. I don't follow trends or fads. I could live in my comfy blue hoodie. Nothing else. Just kidding. :)
Clothing Store: L.L. Bean, Eddie Bauer, GAP, J. Crew, Nordstroms
Music: I love all kinds of music except metal rock (or whatever they're calling it now...is it still around?) and rap (or whatever they're calling it now). I'm a fan of 80s pop because that's where I came from, that's when I grew up. I love Kylie Minogue. I would go straight for her without thinking twice. And Janet Jackson, too. And probably Isabelle Boulay, too. I simply adore Olivia Newton-John. The very first album I ever owned was "Have You Never Been Mellow." I had to be four or five. I think I still have that album, too. I know it won't play on a turntable anymore. I can't imagine a world without music.
Place to Be: I love London. I was captivated by that city, and if I could be anywhere in the world right now, that would be it.
Playground Equipment: Swings
Sport to Watch: Huh? I don't understand the question. What is this "sport" that you speak of?
Sport to Participate in: Huh? I don't understand the question. Oh, all right, I like to swim.
Number: 3
Flower: anything red or purple

Have You Ever...?

Dated One of Your Best Friends: Oh, honey, no.
Drank alcohol: Why, yes.
Done Drugs: Um...
Broken the Law: Not that I can remember, and so far I haven't been caught.
Broken a Bone: No
Cheated on a Test: Yes
Skinny Dipped: Yes
Played Truth or Dare: Yes
Played Strip Poker: No
Flashed Someone: All these years I've been saying "not that I can remember." Trucks, gurrl, trucks! Big trucker daddies in big rigs on the Interstates of America, sweetie. They all need a little something to look at!
Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: Yes, of course, haven't we all at one point?
Been on a Talk Show/Game Show: Yes, when I was in fourth grade. There were a lot of deaf / hard-of-hearing students in my school. Their teachers taught us very rudimentary sign language so that we could talk to them and help them fit in. I loved it like any of the foreign languages I've attempted to learn. I was asked to appear on a human interest segment of a morning talk show in my home town. Nothing very big, you understand. So, I agreed, and all I can remember about that day was being scared to shit by the cameras and the host. He gave me the creeps really bad. So, if those were my fifteen minutes of fame, you can have them. I don't need anymore, yeah, cheers, thanks a lot.
Been in a Fight: Yes, verbal only.
Ridden on a Fire Truck: No, wait, I might have. I can't remember if that was a dream or not.
Witnessed a Murder: Fuck no, honey. I would be locked away in the mental house if I had. I'm not a fragile person, but if I saw something like that, I think I would snap for sure.
Chased After a Criminal: No.
Been on a Yacht: No.
Been to the Opera: No.
Been to the Ballet: Yes.

That's all.

Oh, and just to be clear: